H2, tonight at the dinner table: "Do I have to drink my milk?" Brian: "Yes, it will make you have big, strong muscles." H2: "Can I just have little muscles instead?"
H3, while sitting on the potty: "Pee pee, COME OUT! COME OUT NOW!"
Me, to H2: "Unless you want to pay the water bill, please turn off the shower now." H2: "I'll pay the water bill, Mom." H1, to H2: "Dude, you're broke." H2 to H1: "I NOT broken!"
Overseen by me at our dinner tonight: all four of my boys high-fiving after burping. Yes, even Brian (my mature, minister husband) took part in the grossness. I'm definitely having one of those "I'm SO outnumbered." kind of days. :)