I'm sure you've probably seen these E*Trade baby commercials...they are greatness. Whoever the marketing people are at E-Trade are geniuses, because these make me laugh hard, and now I'm considering checking out this online stock thing. ;)
If you haven't seen these yet, here is the newest one (and if you have seen it, watch it again, 'cause it's guaranteed to make you laugh):
and this one is my all time favorite:
Funny, funny stuff.